today on “weirdly specific but extremely relatable goodwill finds”
did not expect this post back on my dash but welcome home son
taur:
This is how my cat sits when he wants food lol ♡
“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
oh don’t worry im not *dependent* on drugs, i just happen to like it when my brain works every day
Eat food now and you’ll be eating food your entire life.
“Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.”
s is for slug
i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?
wake up babes my new obsession just dropped
”I bet Jesus won’t save you from
-uhmy
bullying
😏 ”
